Actually, I have another funny story about David. One night when we were working very very late (say 1am or so) as we were prone to do in those days of fun and frivolity, we decided to go over to his apartment and watch a movie and sleep-over (by the way, he's straight). We go over and hang out for a little while. All of the sudden his girlfriend shows up (she was supposed to be out of town). He goes out to meet her while I'm just hanging out in the back bedroom of the apartment. She hears me in the background and screams "Who the hell is that?!?" I come out to the living room and that time and say hi and then she realizes its me and not another woman. But that only begins the fun and suspicion. She then takes David into the backroom and begins to question him up and down whether he and I were having an affair. Now why would she think that? Could it be that my clothes were lying all over the living room floor and I was wearing his pajamas? Could it be that she knows I'm gay and has always suspected he might be? Could it be that it was around 2am and I was hanging out with David in his bedroom? David took me home shortly after that and we had a good laugh....