Television commercials produced by the Democratic Party last week begin with a doll-eyed girl holding a drinking cup to the camera. "May I please have some more arsenic in my water, mommy?" she asks. A cherubic young boy follows, holding out a plate containing a hamburger: "More salmonella in my cheeseburger, please," he says. After attacking Bush for caving in to the oil, meat and chemical industries, the narrator concludes: "The Republicans. These guys just aren't for us." Exxxcccellent.