I know it's been a while since I've had one of my all-important and well-liked Simpsons' Daily Calendar excerpt. But frankly, there haven't been any worthwhile putting up lately. Anyway, here's one to make everyone happy:

Lisa: An alternate ending to Casablanca! Bart, this could be priceless!
Bart: Priceless like a mother's love or the good kind of priceless?