Happy Holidays! Today is Scotchtoberfest. Celebrate in your favorite fashion. In honor of the holiday, here's today's excerpt from the Simpsons' Daily Calendar:

Principal Skinner: Congratulations, Simpson. You just fell for our sting and won yourself three month detention. There's no such thing as Scotchtoberfest!
Groundskeeper Willie: There's not?! You used me, Skinner! You used me!