Things to NOT do while at work on your first day:

So, I'm sitting at my new computer and checking things out. I decide to take a break and flip through some friends' sites to see what's going on with them. I turn to Victor's and start scrolling down his page when I notice he's talking about getting a "guiche." I think to myself, "What's a "guiche"? So I click on the link. Not something one wants to click when on one's first day of work at the office computer. Thanks, Victor.