Ai-ya! People keep yelling at me these days reminding me that I'm not Chinese. I know, I know. I'm not Chinese. But my favorite expression of late is "Ai-ya!"

For those who aren't Chinese, like...um...me, the word "Ai-ya!" sadly does not appear in the Merriam Webster's Dictionary. Ai-ya!

(Dear ever-so-funny Ernie, is life anything but syndication?)