I don't drink. I just don't. Never have. I've had some in the past, very very rarely, but I have had some. I never really liked it or the way it made me feel. And I never liked the taste. I know, I'm one of those weird nerds who doesn't belong in society because I don't bow down to the idolatry of alcohol. So whatever.

Anyway, last night I had a wonderful fun dinner with my good friend Alicia from Washington, DC. And we decided to have a fruity mixed drink during dinner. I just thought I'd give it a whirl. It tasted so good! It didn't taste like alcohol; it tasted like fruit and pineapples and stuff. I drank it all up and couldn't stop. And I didn't feel drunk at all............... until later. Then I was all loopy and tired and feeling really strange. This morning my head hurts, really hurts, and I can't wake up. Is this supposed to be fun? And why I am craving the fruity taste again? Am I an alcoholic now?