I know it's been quite a while since I've done an excerpt from my Simpsons' Daily Calendar of trivia questions, but honestly trivia questions are kinda hard to post versus the quotations from the calendar I had before. However, here are a couple of good ones from some of my favorite episodes (if you haven't seen these two episodes, you are really missing out!):

In "Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious", why won't Shary Bobbins ever be coming back?

a. She can only visit each needy family once.
b. She never wants to see the Simpsons again.
c. Abe stole her umbrella.
d. She got sucked into a jet plane engine.

In "Homer's Phobia", according to Homer, there are only two kinds of guys who wear Hawaiian shirts-- gay guys and who?

a. Hawaiians
b. Miami cops
c. Big, fat party animals
d. Racehorse owners
(Answers are in comments)