Ah, San Francisco....(Jessie says he no longer reads my website anymore cuz it's too like the newspaper, well here's an excerpt he might like):

Two women were sitting in the jury pool room down at the Hall of Justice in San Francisco this past Wednesday when they looked over to see another prospective juror sitting there masturbating.

This being San Francisco , they didn't say anything -- that is, until they found themselves sitting next to the guy on a jury panel.

They called over the bailiff, and faster than you can say "zip up your fly, " the women, the flasher and the cops were walking over to Southern Station.

Upshot: No charges were filed, but both the flasher and the two females got excused from jury duty -- for a year.