Very funny. I can only imagine what Lott thinks of this: This month, the cafe at Dupont Circle's Kramerbooks served a new $3.25 drink called a "Trent Lotte", which offers "separate but equal parts of coffee and steamed milk." The ingredients are served in separate mugs to allow customers to integrate at their own pace.
P.S. That cafe was smack dab in the middle of my old neighborhood in DC.