I just love the way this critic writes about how horrid the new "Lone Ranger" television show supposedly is. Check out these excerpts:
There is a hot tub scene, with a pounding rock soundtrack, and it features the hunky Lone Ranger trying to get funky with Tonto's sister, who, by the way, is hot....
You knew that the Lone Ranger was going to get his shirt off almost immediately.... Tonto, who doffs his shirt pretty quickly as well, is very handy [and now] knows kung fu...
...the town's journalist is, and no one should be surprised here, hot. She manages, seconds after her introduction, to lose her top. For comparison's sake, this hasn't happened at The Chronicle in, say, seven or eight days.