My brother and I were close to giving up, but my Mom told me that we had a chance now. See we had just gotten Bea Arthur and Aerosmith's Steve Tyler and Joe Perry on our side now. For some reason Bea had a broken finger in a splint. Anyway, we just needed to get these three to call their friends on the other side of George W. Bush's army (which included my old childhood friend Nick) so that we could ambush him on both sides. It would be a surprise since they thought they already won. All of the sudden this monster from Bush's army comes after me on all fours and I prepare to fight. I kick his head really hard and it flies off into the distance.

Then I realize I just kicked my cat while she was sleeping on the bed with me. Poor Amaya. I felt terrible.