Mike: Hey, I didn't ask for a fork.
Jason: I think they just assumed that none of the white people here know how to eat with chopsticks.
Mike: That ain't right, man.
Ernie: But Mike, you don't know how to eat with chopsticks.
Mike: ...
It's true though, I'm always being given a fork and have to specifically ask for chopsticks. Then they smile and look at me funny.

And speaking of Ernie, this link off his site is probably one of the most hilarious and bizarre things I have seen in a long while.