Just got off the phone with dear Chris who's extra excited about waking up at 4:30am and walking in the cold San Francisco night air with me so he and I can get to our polling place and set it up for the big election day tomorrow. He just can't wait to work with me and all those happy voters from 6:00am until 9:00pm. And he can't wait to get a hundred bucks from the City. He's happy I convinced him to become a City pollworker. I'm happy too.

Now, you see what we're doing for you people. The least you could do is actually vote while we're working our butts off for you. 'Nuff said.