Beware of Southern Baptists bearing false witness:

Earlier this year, the Southern Baptist Convention started an initiative to "liberate" gays from their homosexuality by befriending them and convincing them they should accept Jesus as their savior. Church leaders asked their 42,000 churches to reach out compassionately to gays, focusing on how Christianity can save them.

they're so inspiring and gracious to be thinking of us in our times of need, and wanting to be our friends, even though they think we're vermin scum... so nice... i gotta go out and make a Southern Baptist friend today!