what's not to love about this movie review? here's a few of my favorite moments: Take a wretched premise. Imagine the worst picture that could be made from it. Then imagine something even worse. That's "Alien vs. Predator." Don't think of it as a movie. Think of it under the more general category of something unfortunate on film. And don't think of this as a review, but as testimony from someone who greeted the closing credits like a cell door swinging open.... At a certain point, artistic barrenness becomes so complete as to escape disdain. We can only stand in amazement.

my own personal debate becomes, do i watch it now, as excitingly dreadful as it sounds? or do i wait for the dvd when i can watch all the extras, including the pointless deleted scenes and the director's commentary? ooh, and the 'how they did it' travelogues too... difficult decision, maybe i'll have to do both!