dear sweet jessie is always talking about how i say the same things all the time. in fact he's for years talked about how he wants to develop a pull-string doll of me that has my common sayings inside.

fine. we all have stock phrases that we use in friendly conversation with those around us. only he doesn't believe that he has any. in fact, yesterday, he challenged me to come up with even five for him because according to him that would not be possible. for his, and my own future reference, i list the following stock phrases, in no particular order, from jessie:

Let Daddy take care of it
Tell Daddy all about it
Come on, it'll be fun
You like what you see?
That reeks (or similar statements relating to his incredibly sensitive sense of smell)
I don't know what's going on here, but I'm going to have to call security
For the ____ (second/third/fourth/etc.) time...
I already told you...
Was it you I was with when...
You have a website?
taking care of some business
What's up my ____ (insert a wild variety of colloquial racist terms that he says in jest, i think, and that i've had many talks-to with him about)
Chris who?
I gotta crap (or other variations related to crapping)
Bonus section: a long list of what I like to lovingly refer to as his own type of Tourette's responses to anything and everything

Those of you who know him may recognize a few of these above, and may have a few to add to the list. Please do!