Excerpt from daily Simpsons' calendar:

Attorney Lionel Hutz: Now, don't you worry, Mrs. Simpson. I.... uh-oh. We've drawn Judge Snyder.
Marge: Is that bad?
Mr. Hutz: Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog.
Marge: You did?
Mr. Hutz: Well, replace the word "kinda" with the word "repeatedly" and the word "dog" with "son."