Everybody wants a piece of Reese.

Anybody who knows me well knows that I hate her. She stole my name! I had it first and it's mine, dammit. And now I get all these annoying jokes about my last name being Witherspoon and crap related to her. As if I needed a whole new area of jokes to contend with, what with the various types of candy references out there. I'm not complaining about that per se, something I've put up with since I was born. Just annoyed that there's this person out there that I seem to be in contest with over my name. Regardless (and I'm not bitter, mind you **cough cough**), I must say I do enjoy reading comments like the above. Hehe.

P.S. And why can't I be married to Ryan Phillippe? (Still not bitter... not at all... nope, nope... **cough cough** gag.... nope)