Reasons I never go out clubbing or to bars anymore:

1. Boring.
2. Over it.
3. Attitude.
4. Smoky (even without cigarettes).
5. Superficial.
6. Lonely.
7. Bad Music.
8. Running into people you don't want to see.
9. Definitely Lonely.
10. Past Bedtime.

Reasons to go:

1. Meeting a really cute and very interesting guy.
2. Exchanging phone numbers with him.
3. Kissing.