When did clubbing become so boooooorrrrrrrrriiiiiiiinnnnnngggggg?

Oh yeah, I guess this means I'm old. Actually I turned old many years ago. And clubbing, I suppose, will never be the same. Used to be oh-so-fun. Now, it's just there, standing, waiting, longing, gagging, boring, boring, boring. In fact, everything Gay is boring now. Oh, wow, we are just as boring as straight people!

The fact that I turn another year old next week means that it will only become more so. Ugh, so then the question becomes, why stay up past 10pm? Oh, I am so old.....