ok, here's a secret:
my new sunglasses
they cost $8.00 at walgreens. $8.00, 8 dollars

i mean, really
everywhere i go lately people keep talking about these sunglasses
like they look high-priced
i must've gottenem at a fancy boutique for hundreds of dollars
i'm not making it up, even just today someone said to me that they looked expensive
let alone all the comments about how good they look

people: $8.00 at walgreens

p.s. if jessie takes a pic, or one day my webcam works again, i'll show you how they look