reno

so for the last couple of days i was in reno. that's right, reno nevada. what's in reno? nothing. but it's fine because i was there for work and pretty much just holed up in the hotel.

unfortunately a hotel in nevada means a casino hotel. which means gambling, gaudy bright lights, loud noises, smoking, and depressing individuals are everywhere. oh, and the cocktail waitresses. what is up with that? these waitresses are wearing nothing but legs. let me rephrase that: they are wearing nothing below the waist-- except for pantyhose and leg. the whole leg. from the floor past the abdomen leg. and cleavage out the bazzucka. it's like a straight-male paradise. except for a gay-male it's more like a b-movie cliche only real. i kept staring at the cocktail waitresses in complete awe and horror, but then i felt bad like they might think i was ogling sexually. the only times i have seen women look that full of leg and cleavage within tacky outfits such as those are the times i have seen drag. and with drag it's funny. there was nothing funny about this-- only depressing for the wasteland that we call parts of america.

oh, and the smoking. sucks. everywhere. next to every gambling machine is an ashtray, a full ashtray.

ok, ok, enough with the negativity. let me be positive and tell the one amazingly beautiful story about reno. i fell in love.

i did. truly. i fell in love, with the buffets. all-you-can-eat buffets! omg, i left reno pregnant. seriously, i had some kind of growth where my abdomen used to be. i had this mantra for eating at the buffet-- "don't think, just eat." it served me well as i gorged for a few hours on various meats, potatoes, shrimp, and other fine delicacies. oh, and i had three desserts-- in one sitting. i left feeling as if i was truly a human pig of sorts. i was still full the following day-- the whole following day. it was crazy. but quite lovely and, i will always think of going back to the buffet again one day. love isn't pretty.

so reno: leggy cocktail waitresses, smoking, heat, emptiness, depression, and all-you-can-eat food. i guess there's a reason it's a land of sin.