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Arnold’s Big But

Oh, my, god. Arnold, look at your But. It is so big. It looks like, one of those Republicans’. But, y'know, who understands those Republicans? You only talk to us, because, you act like a total hypocrite, 'kay? I mean, your But, is just so big. I can't believe it's just so foul, it's like, out there, I mean - gross. Look! You’re now just such a joke!

I hate big Buts and I can not lie
You other faggots can't deny
That when Arnold walks in with an itty bitty case
And a total slap in your face
You get sprung, wanna rip out his tongue
'Cause you notice that But was stuffed
Deep in the lies he's swearing
I looked and I can't stop staring
Oh Arnold, I wanna get at'cha
And take your stature
Your friends tried to warn you
But with that But you got it makes us so angry
Ooh, Schwarzenegger
You say you wanna get with your friends?
Well, use them, use them
'Cause you didn’t just average condemn
I've seen you dancin'
The hell with romancin'
Your threat's, wet,
Gettin’ put out like a cigarette
I'm tired of Republicans
Sayin' that Buts are so in
Take the average John Q and ask him that
You gotta pack much back
So, faggots! (Yeah!) faggots! (Yeah!)
Did your Arnold give you the But? (Hell yeah!)
Tell him to f*** it! (F*** it!) F*** it! (F**** it!)
F*** that wimpy But!
Arnold get back!

(LA face with Texan looty)
Arnold get back!

So Arnold rolls a Hummer, playin' workout tapes by Wilson
But Wilson can’t do a replay in this second season
Our California don't want none
Unless you've got guts, hun
You can do side bends and sit-ups,
But unless you lose that But
We’re gonna have to play that "hard" role
And tell you that the But ain't gold
So we’ll toss you and leave you
And we’ll pull up quick to retreat you
So Karl Rove says you're phat
Well we ain't down with that!
'Cause your gut is small and your polls aren’t stickin'
And we’re thinkin' bout lickin’
To the financiers in the Party Republican:
You ain't It no more!
Give you a twista, they can resist you
California won't miss you
So you knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause our rights aren’t on your list
You had game but you chose to **it 'em
And we pull up quick to get wit 'em
So faggots, if the But is big,
And you want a recall, you dig,
Vote 11/08/2005
And tell him your angry thoughts
Arnold get back!

Little in the middle and you got no gut
Little in the middle and you got no gut
Little in the middle and you got no gut
Little in the middle and you got no gut

Arnold get back!

Little in the middle and you got no gut
Little in the middle and you got no gut
Little in the middle and you got no gut
Little in the middle and you got no gut